Back in the day artworks -"Memoirs of an Urban Geisha"-Summer of 2006

Yes I'm a social dork. I never know what to say in bars and clubs when talking to people. Some people think I come across and a snob or too cool for the room, but the truth is I a really bad at small talk, and a bit nervous or just plain weird in those settings. I always have been. Too many art genetics were stolen from my soclal genes when I was made in the belly leaving me with missing pieces. So I end up staying quiet and observing. This image is PROOF! I was the only nerd bringing a laptop into a bar. I created this image at the bar during one of those awkward moments to help pass time. I also wanted to see a darker alternative to the typical pale powdered Giesha. Antisocial tendencies can payoff in other ways.